"Dear
Great-Grandson, it's about time you went to camp! For years
I've been telling those molly-coddling parents of yours to quit
spoiling you, and to send you off for a summer of outside showers,
hand-dug latrines, and sleeping on pebbles. It made a man of me
and it'll do the same for you!"
“Dear Great-Grandpa, I cannot tell a lie.
The bunks are huge, we sleep in beds, and there’s a plug by my bed
for my CD player. The bathrooms are spacious…and the toilet stalls
have doors!” |